EXCLUSIVE: THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE


This blog is funny, satirical and at the same time, educational. Better read this since Philippine election is near.

The Professional Heckler

DESPITE HIS tight schedule, the President granted us an exclusive interview on condition that it would be a ‘light’ one. So we opted to send one of your favorite hosts to talk to the Chief Executive.

After his hit one-on-one with senatorial aspirant Nancy Binay, the public asked for more. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, ang kilabot ng mga basketbolista… Vice Ganda!

(Canned applause)

Grabe naman ang intro! Nakaka-tense. Parang pinapalabas namang hayok na hayok sa akin ang mga basketball players. Well… I cannot blame them. Charrrrring! Anyway, excited po ako dahil importanteng tao ang makakausap natin tonight. ‘Wag na nating patagalin pa… ang kapatid ng aking ‘asawang’ si Krissy… President Noynoy Aquino!

SALCEDA
Good evening Vice! Kinakabahan ako ah. Nakakatakot pala rito.

Gano’n ho ba? Eh ‘di sige… ‘wag na lang nating ituloy Mr President. Madali naman ho akong kausap. Ayun ang pinto; makakauwi na po kayo. Mga kaibigan…

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